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05 May

dvoight09:

From Jim Robertson’s Exposing the Big Game.

Originally posted on Exposing the Big Game:

Every hunter
Down in Hunt-ville
Liked hunting season a lot…
 

But the Grinch,
Who lives just North of Hunt-ville,
Did NOT!
 

The Grinch hated hunting! The whole hunting season!
Now, please don’t ask why. There are many good reasons.
It could be that hunter’s heads weren’t screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that their belts were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May be that their hearts were two sizes too small.
 

“They’re cleaning their guns!” the Grinch snarled with a sneer.
“Tomorrow is hunting season! It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find a way to keep hunting season from coming!”
For, tomorrow, he knew…
 

…All the Hunt-girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They’d rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise!…

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4 Comments

Posted by on May 5, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

4 responses to “

  1. Bobette Traul

    May 5, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    Just the guy we need. No kidding, I like his plans.

     
    • Exposing the Big Game

      May 7, 2012 at 10:48 am

      Yes, what a wonderful idea the Grinch came up with. Let’s hope he gets some flying reindeer so he travel the world and pay a visit to each and every Hunt-ville out there to steal all their f-ing ammo!

       
  2. danielleriggens

    September 15, 2012 at 4:29 am

    I am with Word Press and Trip Advisor (under Kittykatnap). This is PRICELESS. My Best Friend was laughing and giggling when She read this. WONDERFUL!!

    I would LOVE to email this to Mead, Obama, Salazar, Romney. May I?

     

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